dog punt
Tossing a dog in the air and then kicking it as far as possible.
My girlfriend's poodle is so fucking annoying that I'm gonna give it the dog punt one day.
Punt Dog
A breed of small dog typically having an annoying bark and behavior that you want to kick like a football.
Your neighbor's dog barks a lot. It's so annoying! Is it a Chihuahua? No. It's a Punt Dog.