dog's dick

1. A poor example of its type.
2. Something that is broken or failing, often mechanical.

The opposite of dogs bollocks. Mainly British use.

An expression if disapproval.

When a vehicle is exiting a parking lot and waiting for an opportunity to drive into the road lanes while positioning the front bumper or front half of the vehicle to block incoming traffic.

Despite your best efforts, external forces make it impossible to succeed.

A dog dick is when a guy's pubes start to migrate up the shaft. Usually 1-2 inches up the shaft is hairy. Trimming only makes it grow in thicker.

Metal rail straps that have a piece of metal hanging from the end that has to be beat off by a sledge hammer.

Dog's Dick is a word mostly used to describe someone who is useless, It can also be used as a way of offending and verbaly abusing people very deeply but without saying any of the incredibly harsh words such as Cunts or Fuckers.

Although Dog's Dick doesnt really sound offensive,the user and certainly the recipient will understand its direct and degrading nature.