Dog's Egg

Noun
Faeces, a dump, a poo

Laid a fresh batch of dog's eggs this morning

dog egg

large dog turd, usually on the footpath or sidewalk

He stepped out of the car right into a larde dog egg

Dog Eggs

A common type of egg found on pavements, sidewalks or even known to appear spontaneously underneath your brand new footwear.

Dog eggs have many varieties, most a thin shelled and need only the slightest pressure for them to crack and smother your footwear in its yolk.

If a Dog Egg is found with used toilet paper nearby, it is either from a very well trained dog, or a gypsy egg.

Many favours, colours and levels of stink have been found. However, attempts to sit on and hatch the dog eggs have only ended in tears

HANDY TRIVIA!!! did you know white dog eggs used to be used by tanners to help make candles? Go get some matches!

Look mommy! That dog is laying a huge egg on the grass, do you think the man with the lawnmower will notice?

John: Damn, we are out of eggs!

Tim: rover.....walkies!

Ok, when I said let's egg some cars....I didn't mean mine, or inside it, or with fresh dog eggs

dogs eggs

In olden days, when lucky dogs use to be fed on dead animal bones, their craps use to be white in colour. In some cases, they were semi-round and hence the name.

Oh crap, I've just stood on some dogs eggs.

Dog Eggs

Completey Shit,

Not just standard dog shit but that extra special white dog shit you used to see when you were little.

this macdonalds sandwich is fucking Dog Eggs.

Dogs egg

Dog shit

I hate stepping on dogs eggs', even more so when i'm fuckin barefoot!

dogs eggs

a steaming pile of turd. a nest of fire snakes

excuse me m'aam could you tell me where i can find the nearest public convienience so that i can lay a nest of dogs eggs

俚语	dogs eggs
释义	Dog's Egg Noun Faeces, a dump, a poo Laid a fresh batch of dog's eggs this morning dog egg large dog turd, usually on the footpath or sidewalk He stepped out of the car right into a larde dog egg Dog Eggs A common type of egg found on pavements, sidewalks or even known to appear spontaneously underneath your brand new footwear. Dog eggs have many varieties, most a thin shelled and need only the slightest pressure for them to crack and smother your footwear in its yolk. If a Dog Egg is found with used toilet paper nearby, it is either from a very well trained dog, or a gypsy egg. Many favours, colours and levels of stink have been found. However, attempts to sit on and hatch the dog eggs have only ended in tears HANDY TRIVIA!!! did you know white dog eggs used to be used by tanners to help make candles? Go get some matches! Look mommy! That dog is laying a huge egg on the grass, do you think the man with the lawnmower will notice? John: Damn, we are out of eggs! Tim: rover.....walkies! Ok, when I said let's egg some cars....I didn't mean mine, or inside it, or with fresh dog eggs dogs eggs In olden days, when lucky dogs use to be fed on dead animal bones, their craps use to be white in colour. In some cases, they were semi-round and hence the name. Oh crap, I've just stood on some dogs eggs. Dog Eggs Completey Shit, Not just standard dog shit but that extra special white dog shit you used to see when you were little. this macdonalds sandwich is fucking Dog Eggs. Dogs egg Dog shit I hate stepping on dogs eggs', even more so when i'm fuckin barefoot! dogs eggs a steaming pile of turd. a nest of fire snakes excuse me m'aam could you tell me where i can find the nearest public convienience so that i can lay a nest of dogs eggs
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