Dog Shit Pursuit
When you are on a trail to find out which neighbor's dog keeps shitting on your lawn.
Person 1 - Hey, do you wanna come out to lunch this afternoon? I'll pay for everything.
Person 2 - I can't . I'm on a dog shit pursuit.
Person 1 - If you're on a dog shit pursuit, why don't you just secretly look at all of the shit that came out of the dogs and see which one matches to the shits you keep finding on your lawn the most?
Person 2 - I'm gonna look like a psycho if I do that.
Person 1 - That's why I said SECRETLY!
Person 2 - I can't . I'm on a dog shit pursuit.
Person 1 - If you're on a dog shit pursuit, why don't you just secretly look at all of the shit that came out of the dogs and see which one matches to the shits you keep finding on your lawn the most?
Person 2 - I'm gonna look like a psycho if I do that.
Person 1 - That's why I said SECRETLY!