dog wipe
for something to be far from satisfactory...
"that food was dog wipe"
"last night was just dog wipe"
"last night was just dog wipe"
arse wiping dog shagger
A person who In deeply looks and smells like a shagged wet dog and goes around thinking there all that when they speak from there arse and shag wet dogs
Oh look it's one of those arse wiping dog shaggers.'