Do I look like an octopus?
Something that your mother says after asking her to do you a favor. Even if she is doing nothing.
Kid: Hey mom can you help me make some lemonade?
Mom: DO I LOOK LIKE AN OCTOPUS?!?
Kid: No.
Mom: Good.
Mom: DO I LOOK LIKE AN OCTOPUS?!?
Kid: No.
Mom: Good.