Doing a Beneke
A phrase describing an action that is considered to be obscenely stupid, with a result that punishes said stupidity. E.g. running away from unwelcome strangers in your living room, tripping over your rug and hurtling headfirst into furniture- waking up in hospital with a severe neck injury and looking like a particularly ugly Charlers Xavier.
Ted- I can't shake off this feeling that I'll be doing a beneke some time soon