Doldo
A extinct species of bird, rumoured to have 9 penises and a lazy eye. The specie's population peaked around 1993, the chinese year of the Gobdaines. It is said that on one occasion a lone Norwegian tourist in Greymouth was scornfully rediculed after stepping on a wounded Doldo's scrotum. Fossilized remains of these ancient sexual creatures can be found at the stoke memorial hall and Palmerston North rugby museum.
"Herp Derp" cried the Doldo.
"The thing that strikes me most
is the size of the doldo" - anonymous
"The thing that strikes me most
is the size of the doldo" - anonymous
Doldo
-A doldo is a sex toy used by men that is specifically not a flesh light or an onahole.
-A sex doll.
-A sex doll.
A girl uses a dildo a guy uses a doldo.
Doldo
The male equivalent of a Dildo, may come in the form of a flashlight or sex doll
"i used my new Doldo last night bro, best $20 i ever spent"
Doldo
N. Someone who makes bot internet accounts and uses them to gain money and notoriety. No one likes this person.
V. To be a Doldo.
Adj. To be of the Doldo variety.
V. To be a Doldo.
Adj. To be of the Doldo variety.
"I heard Albert's a Doldo. Fuck that guy."
"I was strapped for cash, so I decided to doldo myself out of the situation."
"I was strapped for cash, so I decided to doldo myself out of the situation."
Dildo and doldo enterprises
A company that makes dildos and doldos. Invented during 20 questions
The stocks for dildo and doldo enterprises are doing insane