dollarrhea
The condition of being unable to control spending, often extending even to the point of printing more money just to spend it.
"How did we get more than $16 trillion in debt? Could it be because of the federal government's dollarrhea?"
Dollarrhea
When you get horrendous diarrhea from the McDonalds Dollar Menu.
Dude, those two apple pies for a buck gave me the worst dollarrhea ever. My anoose is seeping.
dollarrhea
When you're so fuckin' wealthy that you start to shit money.
There's no known cure for it because it seems no one wants to give up their fortune voluntarily.
There's no known cure for it because it seems no one wants to give up their fortune voluntarily.
Person 1: Do you know 2/3 of colonists died of dollarrhea when they were sailing back to the European continent.
Person 2: What? There's no such thing as dollarrhea, you stupid.
Person 2: What? There's no such thing as dollarrhea, you stupid.