alcowhoric
Someone who gets drunk and has sex with many people.....often
Tara Reid and Paris Hilton are perfect examples of someone who is an alcowhoric
Alcowhore
Someone (usually a female) who acts like a whore only when under the influence of alcohol.
Jill is a total alcowhore, she had a few vodka-lemonades and she was all over Tom.
alcowhore
A female who will do anything for a bottle of Smirnoff. The alcowhore is usually found lurking around college campuses (which is ironic because she is usually illiterate and borderline retarded). The typical alcowhore attire consists of halter top and jeans/mini skirt that are 2 sizes too small and result in a muffin top or hungry jack. The alchowhore can be attractive or hideous, their looks are irrelevant to their greedy, sllor-worthy behavior. The alcowhore is a cheapskate mooch and uses her feminine wiles to dupe equally retarded males into giving them free drinks. Does this sound like you or someone you know? Since 62.3% of all college girls are alcowhore take this simple test to find out.
You Know You're an Alcowhore If:
1. Someone owes you 50 bucks. Instead they give you 6-pack of Smirnoff Ice. You think this is fair payment
2. You have sucked a dick for a shot...come on don't lie
3. You have made out with other girls to get drinks. Contrary to popular belief, this is not hot, or cool. This is alchowhorism at it's finest.
4. You have a collection of empty liquor bottles in your bookcase, but can't find your textbooks.
5. You wake up very confused in a futon with 2 hairy men wrapped around nd spot a half-empty bottle of Cap Mo's on the floor. The fact that you were quite possibly raped doesnt bother you...you got free Cap Mo's!!
6. You never have paid for a drop of liquor in your life. Yet you are plastered 80% of the week.
If you have answered yes to 2 or more of these questions. you are an alcowhore. Get treatment before you spread your disease to the other tanoerxic hoes you call your friends
You Know You're an Alcowhore If:
1. Someone owes you 50 bucks. Instead they give you 6-pack of Smirnoff Ice. You think this is fair payment
2. You have sucked a dick for a shot...come on don't lie
3. You have made out with other girls to get drinks. Contrary to popular belief, this is not hot, or cool. This is alchowhorism at it's finest.
4. You have a collection of empty liquor bottles in your bookcase, but can't find your textbooks.
5. You wake up very confused in a futon with 2 hairy men wrapped around nd spot a half-empty bottle of Cap Mo's on the floor. The fact that you were quite possibly raped doesnt bother you...you got free Cap Mo's!!
6. You never have paid for a drop of liquor in your life. Yet you are plastered 80% of the week.
If you have answered yes to 2 or more of these questions. you are an alcowhore. Get treatment before you spread your disease to the other tanoerxic hoes you call your friends
OG Whore: OMG, lets like go to the Sig Ep house and get drunk
New Whore on the Block: But however will we get liquor? We are underaged and broke? Must we buy fake IDs?
OGW: Fuck that shit. You have boobs dont you? Now lets go to work
The Alcowhores travels from dorm to dorm depleting the campus's liquor supply on room at a time. THE END!!
New Whore on the Block: But however will we get liquor? We are underaged and broke? Must we buy fake IDs?
OGW: Fuck that shit. You have boobs dont you? Now lets go to work
The Alcowhores travels from dorm to dorm depleting the campus's liquor supply on room at a time. THE END!!
Alcowhoric
Some one who's dedicated to the pursuit of an alcowhore.
Ryan: I think I'm gonna head down to the bar and see if I can find an alcowhore.
Jake: Dude, I'm pretty sure they have a class for people like you... it's called AA... Alcowhorics Anonymous
Jake: Dude, I'm pretty sure they have a class for people like you... it's called AA... Alcowhorics Anonymous
alcowhore
being slaved by acohol, alcoholic
My liver is a slut and I became an alcowhore since she left me
alcowhore
someone who would perform seuxal favours for alcohol
rachel and i are alcowhores on a weekly basis!
Alcowhore
Someone who is a whore for alcohol. Typically they're not a functioning alcoholic, but they're damn close to being one. They drink daily, spend too much money on drinks, and are unable to have a good time without a few beers in their system.
Elliot: "Is it just me, or has Jack been drinking a little too much lately?"
Rich: "Yeah, he's been that way for a while now. He's such an alcowhore."
Rich: "Yeah, he's been that way for a while now. He's such an alcowhore."