dolphin pussy

Well, it's dolphin pussy. It's when the pussy is so slippery wet it's like you're inside of a dolphin.

Mean when a vagina is real pretty and looks like a Dolphin beek

Female dolphins have vaginal secretions that male male dolphins cum repeatedly. Scientists decided to try if it strictly affected only dolphins so took some Dolphin Pussy Jelly and smeared it on a male primates penis. Oh, boy. It worked. It worked so well the primate had a heart attack.

While this is a popular copy pasta it’s also been a popular “joke” human males have made about wanting to die this way.