Domasculine
A guy who is spends more time in a linen closet than a tool shed. A man who prefers to hunt dirt instead of deer, typically as a result of minute genitals (domestic yet masculine = domasculine)
person 1: "Why does Dante always make us use a coaster? Is he gay?"
person 2: "No man, he's just domasculine"
person 2: "No man, he's just domasculine"