Aldo Ovaltine
A small, angry little fellow that dick rides Red Hot Chili Peppers, and has probably frequently stalked every member until sexually satisfied.
Guy 1: "hey aldo, how ya doing man?"
Aldo Ovaltine: "are you in the red hot chili peppers?"
Guy 1: "no"
Aldo Ovaltine: "fuck you"
Aldo Ovaltine: "are you in the red hot chili peppers?"
Guy 1: "no"
Aldo Ovaltine: "fuck you"