Don Fee
From the Cantonese "donphi" meaning "fart". Don Fee = male fart. (A female fart is Dawn Fee).
(Pull out your cell phone when you feel a fart coming on)
"Excuse me, I have to take this call from Don Fee Heating & Air Conditioning".
(Walk away to fart in private)
"Excuse me, I have to take this call from Don Fee Heating & Air Conditioning".
(Walk away to fart in private)