Dong chops
n. Rarely, extra long hairs in the pubic region, on either side of the penis, such that, at a quick glance, it would appear as though one is hiding Artis Gilmore in one's pants.
His dong chops were so long that he was tempted to braid them together and create a ball cabana for the winter months.
Bear's dong chops were so long, that he had to tuck them into his socks. He definately could use some manscaping.
Bear's dong chops were so long, that he had to tuck them into his socks. He definately could use some manscaping.