Aldridging
Verb: Aldridge
To speak in an Australian accent when totally irrelevant and out of context.
To speak in an Australian accent when totally irrelevant and out of context.
Did you hear that mug aldridging in Market Vaults last night?!
Aldridge
A magician, someone who creates and directs change without knowing it.
Someone who has extraordinary abilities to see into the future.
Has supernatural powers but is often not aware of it.
Aldridging: to go on a journey into the unknown. An adventure to the other side. To venture into the dark/light side of life.
Someone who has extraordinary abilities to see into the future.
Has supernatural powers but is often not aware of it.
Aldridging: to go on a journey into the unknown. An adventure to the other side. To venture into the dark/light side of life.
The Aldridge conjured the power of grass as he walked across the lawn, his feet were slightly elevated but he didn't know it.
Capture him! He is a sourcerer, an Aldridge!!
I am a new person after aldridging for the last 7 years, 7 months, 7 days, 7 hours, 7 minutes and 4 seconds.
Capture him! He is a sourcerer, an Aldridge!!
I am a new person after aldridging for the last 7 years, 7 months, 7 days, 7 hours, 7 minutes and 4 seconds.
Aldridgism
The Aldridge religion, founded on the life and teachings of Barry Aldridge
My religion is Aldridgism:
Our Barry, who art on youtube
hallowed be thy channel;
thy video come;
thy blog post done;
on youtube as it is on blogspot.
Give us this day our daily vlog.
And forgive us our hater comments,
as we forgive those who hater comment us.
And lead us not away from recomendation;
but deliver us from chickdude.
For thine is the ukelele
For ever and ever.
Amen.
Our Barry, who art on youtube
hallowed be thy channel;
thy video come;
thy blog post done;
on youtube as it is on blogspot.
Give us this day our daily vlog.
And forgive us our hater comments,
as we forgive those who hater comment us.
And lead us not away from recomendation;
but deliver us from chickdude.
For thine is the ukelele
For ever and ever.
Amen.
aldridge
a large moomin from outerspace often appears in grass verges or banana trees
"oh yeah i saw that large aldridge in the banana tree called sam!" lol
Aldridged
When a man has viewed and, god forbid it, touched your penis whilst you were asleep / unconscious.
Godamit would you know I was Aldridged last night, the b*stard crept into my room and prised up my pants with a coathanger
Aldridge School
Aldridge school is full on Chavs, Wannabes, "Roadmen" and Nerdy little kids. Its a dump and all of the teachers have little to no respect for their pupils. Teachers are so strict on the pupils for no reason. You want to go to the toilet? You cant. You want to keep your coat on because the school never puts the heating on colder days? you cant.
Do i need to explain more? I don't think so.
Some people i recommend staying away from at Aldridge school: Mr Wynn Owen; he's a little weird, we've all seen his tinder profile right....... the picture in the science classroom.... Skye Connor she's just unbelievably snaky and will chat shit about anyone even if you are her "friend" and lets not forget about the time she ripped someone's Hijab off....
Do i need to explain more? I don't think so.
Some people i recommend staying away from at Aldridge school: Mr Wynn Owen; he's a little weird, we've all seen his tinder profile right....... the picture in the science classroom.... Skye Connor she's just unbelievably snaky and will chat shit about anyone even if you are her "friend" and lets not forget about the time she ripped someone's Hijab off....
"I want to go to Aldridge school when I finish Year 6"
"Please don't its a tip and a 5 year prison sentence."
"Please don't its a tip and a 5 year prison sentence."
Lily Aldridge
Lily aldridge is a gorgeous model who has made a name for herself by not only being a natural beauty with no plastic surgeries, but as well as being one of the most authentic mainstream celebrities. She is truly a class act and can win over the hearts of all with a simple smile. Owning the runway, she’s one of Victoria Secret’s most prized models. She doesn’t use her personal life for views or likes and for the most part keeps her life private from her social life. She’s a goddess who has graced us with her presence and it’s truly incredible.
“She is beauty, she is grace. Her name? Lily Aldridge.”