dongfoo
the art of someone who claims they know martial arts, but they do it so clumsily you can't tell if it is martial arts or break dancing.
person 1 "I know kong-fu"
person 2 "O really?"
person 1 *Throws a punch that looks more like a dog eating food*
person 2 "Wow, you do know dongfoo!"
person 2 "O really?"
person 1 *Throws a punch that looks more like a dog eating food*
person 2 "Wow, you do know dongfoo!"