Don Kinging

Promoting someone or something into bigger than it actually is, constantly talking someone up as if it is always on your mind. The reasons for Don Kinging one can differ but there is usually an underlying reason. Named after former boxing promoter Don King.

the self-proclaimed epitomy of the american dream. small time bookie in cleveland in the 1960s who killed two men in bar fights over gambling debts. later became a boxing promoter who ripped off all his clients. known for his ridiculous hair and playing the race card any chance he gets.

Speaking nonsensical gibberish that means nothing in any language except those of brain-dead cretins.

The act of a male ejaculating (skeeting) into the hair of a female sexual partner then messing the females hair up with a whisking (noogie) motion then running out of the room leaving the female sexual partner to walk home whith her hair looking like that of Donald King.

During sex, the act of having the male ejaculate onto the female's pubic hairs and then use his right hand to spike them up, the conclusion to this stunt usually involves the male carrying the female around on his shoulders giving the illusion of him as Don King.

A version of Mississippi Mohawk using a Zebra Turd. A Mississippi Mohawk is Cleveland Steamer on someone's head. A Zebra Turd is a turd after your partner has jizzed in your anus.

A Don King occurs when the ash buildup on a blunt grows tall. It resembles the hairstyle of boxing promoter Don King. The ash is black at the bottom and fades to gray at the tip. A Don King lets you know when you really need to ash the blunt.