Don Lemone
A euphemism for an individual with pitiful hygiene, a person who reeks of sweat and bacteria. The king of smells.
There he is, sitting on a moldy couch, back and forth, back and forth, grinning by himself. I was unfazed for I already met him from a mile away, from my home, from my phone, from that discord server that he owns. There I met the greedy scent of Don Lemone.
Don Lemon
Verb, Greek
To provide alcohol to mentally challenged minors with intent to sexually abuse.
To provide alcohol to mentally challenged minors with intent to sexually abuse.
“Had a late night with the scouts. Totally had to Don Lemon those two slow boys.”
Don Lemoned
When a man scratches his taint and then forces the offending fingers on to the lips of an unsuspecting stranger.
That guy made me so mad I Don Lemoned my stank on his lips.
The Sour Don Lemon
A man puts his hand down the front of his own shorts, and vigorously rubbed his genitalia, removes his hand and shoved his index and middle fingers into another persons nostrils and under the nose area.
While intensely pushing his fingers against the persons face under the nose, forcing their head to thrust backward while repeatedly asking the victim ‘Do you like pussy or dick?’ While saying this, Mr. Lemon continued to shove his fingers into the persons face with aggression and hostility.”
While intensely pushing his fingers against the persons face under the nose, forcing their head to thrust backward while repeatedly asking the victim ‘Do you like pussy or dick?’ While saying this, Mr. Lemon continued to shove his fingers into the persons face with aggression and hostility.”
Someone at the bar last night received the Sour Don Lemon and didn’t like it.
Don Lemon
In order to THINK he need to risk being offensive I mean look at the conversation we're having....
Hym "Ha! It's a good thing that we only believe the things we say we believe when they're convenient! Because, if not, then you would have singlehandedly undid Jordan's profound gotcha moment with your little Don Lemon rant."