Donpage
When a middle-aged man, typically caucasian, goes on a rampage for no logical or merited reason. Can be found complaining to managers or on internet forums and social media in an effort to validate his feelings or train of thought. Is an avid fan of security cameras and enjoys creeping on neighbors while enjoying his morning coffee everyday. Also know as neighborhood espionage. Ensures you are driving under the speed limit at all times.
He's going on a Donpage after being woken up by the "green beast".
He's going on a Donpage after yelling at Phil for driving over 15mph.
He's going on a Donpage after yelling at Phil for driving over 15mph.