Don piano
A person, during a temporary lapse of consciousness, self-control or bodily function, may be referred to as "Don Piano". Often taken as a higher state of being. The side effects may include: spontaneous nakedness, caterwaling, wild flailing of limbs, constipation of brain function and whole lotta dance.
Ben: "OH, Don Piano?"
Louis: "My goodness brother, that chap is Don Piano'd!"
Frank: "I would so far as to say he is the Don of Pianos."
Louis: "My goodness brother, that chap is Don Piano'd!"
Frank: "I would so far as to say he is the Don of Pianos."