Don't Shit With Me
A phrase commonly used when somebody says something or does something, or tells you something unbelievable. Can be used for positive or negative
A: Dude, some guy just totally shot your Mother
B: Don't Shit With Me
Similar to:
Don't Fuck With Me, Don't Jack With Me
B: Don't Shit With Me
Similar to:
Don't Fuck With Me, Don't Jack With Me
that shit don't phase me
when something is done or said to someone and it has no effect on them.
Karla: that's why I cheated on you with Antwan, he been fucked my pussy!
Keshawn: that's ok you still my side hoe that shit don't phase me.
Keshawn: that's ok you still my side hoe that shit don't phase me.
chocolate don't have shit on me
Is when U think ur cooler than every1 & everything else... even more than chocolate (!).
1. Some1 just won a race. They say,
"Oh yeah! Chocolate don't have shit
on me!"
or it could be used sarcasticly:
2. Two people are havin' a fight:
1st U think you're 2 cool 4 the
rest of us!
2nd Yeah right, chocolate don't
have shit on me!(sarcasticly)
"Oh yeah! Chocolate don't have shit
on me!"
or it could be used sarcasticly:
2. Two people are havin' a fight:
1st U think you're 2 cool 4 the
rest of us!
2nd Yeah right, chocolate don't
have shit on me!(sarcasticly)
Don't feed me shit, and tell me it's sugar
A response to a purposely misleading statement or a bold face lie.
Obama: Universal health care will save us money.
Senator: Don't feed me shit, and tell me it's sugar.
Senator: Don't feed me shit, and tell me it's sugar.
Don't SHIT ME
a Wattpad user misspelled 'shoot' and corrected themselves in another comment. it started a chain of 2.5K replies and there number is still rising.
it has started a marriage, then a family but sadly the parents got divorced. a lot has happened.
it has started a marriage, then a family but sadly the parents got divorced. a lot has happened.
" SOMEONE SHITT ME"
" SHOOT NOT SHIT. Don't SHIT ME"
" SHOOT NOT SHIT. Don't SHIT ME"