Donut of Justice
A phrase used to describe someone suffering from advanced MPB (Male Pattern Baldness). The look requires no hair on the top of the scalp with short to medium length on the sides (hence the semi donut). Both a compliment & an insult at the same time!
Guy 1: I think it's time to say goodnight to the combover and bring on a donut of justice.
Guy 2: Bring on the Les Grossman!
Guy 2: Bring on the Les Grossman!