Don’t tie your laces
Advice you give to people entering high school is they don’t want to get ass fucked
Pretty much the school equivalent of dropping the soap
Pretty much the school equivalent of dropping the soap
”Hey Man, starting my freshman, any tips?”
“Don’t tie your laces”
“Why?”
Proceeds to do so and loses anal virginity
“Don’t tie your laces”
“Why?”
Proceeds to do so and loses anal virginity