Doobin-Out
Verb, A male generally overweight who posts up on couches during parties calling out others for personal benefit. Tends to sweat profusely, this particular person will likely break or distort couches by plopping their fat ass down because they are so lazy they cannot sit down slowly.
"Hey bro quit Doobin-Out" "That person was Doobin-Out so hard last night" "While Doobin-Out the kid sat there all night not letting anyone sit down"