Doodacule
Water molecules latent with fecal mater that are expelled into the air after one defecates, especially in cases such as explosive diarrhea.
Don: Hey Rob, dont take my new book into the bathroom with you!
Rob: Why not, I just want to read it?
Don: I dont want your Doodacule on it.
Rob: Why not, I just want to read it?
Don: I dont want your Doodacule on it.