Doo doo Spoon
When you are fucking your girl in the spoon position and she blasts out such an epic, world-ending giga-parp that shit gets all over your balls and flows onto bed.
"Dude I was layin with my girl last night and she straight gave me the doo doo spoon; that shit was rank yo, shit all on my junk, my bed, and the sheets? Man, they ain't NEVER gonna be right again."