Doon Proot
A native fruit/vegitable hybrid, grown in the highest mountains of Bolivia. Locals often refer to it's ability to stop persons with huge medical farting problems to clasp up their assholes and stop fucking blasting out the village. Small doses have been known to cause a strain of the Nigerian Anus Flu often resulting in death when forced into the rectal cavity.
I tried entering the farting contest...but someone slipped me some Doon Proot and now my cheekhole wont do SHIT !!!