door children
This is a result of humping a door too many times. You will have children in shape of a door.
*MAY BE RATHER PAINFUL*
*MAY BE RATHER PAINFUL*
Dude, I heard that Bob humped a door and now he has 3 door children!
Hey, don't get too close to that door, you could have door children.
Hey, don't get too close to that door, you could have door children.
door children
children that listen close to the door while the parent has sex.
Betty: John I think someone outside the door.
John: No Betty does are just the door children.
John: No Betty does are just the door children.