Door Jam

When your boyfriend (or male sex partner) has a member that is way bigger than your vagina. He tries to put it in but it won't fit without intense pain for both partners.

for this to work properly one must first turn on the heat throughout the house, get into a nice HOT shower, so that your sack hangs like never before. After the shower the house should be nice and toasty to keep hang-time. then one must throw his sack over his penis to resemble a turkey. then slam their partner in the ass violently making them gobble like a turkey.

The act of driving one's car into the office door of his grandmother's home office.

Not to be confused with the Norther Texas Door Jam

The act of inviting a boy you like over to your house and then during dinner, you spill water all over him to make him yours......basically this is how to get the boys.