Doorjamming
The act of placing your dick in a doorjam and slamming the door repeatedly on it for sexual pleasure. Quite the invigorating experience.
Guy 1: Dude, last night I tried something new instead of masturbating
Guy 2: Congrats, you finally got laid.
Guy 1: No, I did some doorjamming.
Guy 2: Didn't that shit hurt?
Guy 1: Kinda... and my dick looks like pulled pork now... otherwise it was great!
Guy 2: Congrats, you finally got laid.
Guy 1: No, I did some doorjamming.
Guy 2: Didn't that shit hurt?
Guy 1: Kinda... and my dick looks like pulled pork now... otherwise it was great!
doorjam cuffs
A sex toy bought to pin someone to a door. Used in sexual acts where one partner is restrained. Usually by ankles, wrists or both.
We bought some doorjam cuffs, so we could have a banging good time.
stuck in the doorjam
someone who is confused about their sexuality
Andy is stuck in the doorjam, why won't he just come out of the closet.
Doorjam
An alternate name for the cupholder below your car's door handle, specifically the one in the front seat. Combination of "door" and "jam" because nothing fucking fits in them.
Ron: "Hey Billy, why are you holding your water bottle on your lap?"
Billy: "Because the doorjam is too bloody small to fit it."
Billy: "Because the doorjam is too bloody small to fit it."