door mouse
A censored version of "dumb ass" for use in front of your kids or co-workers.
Code for "A total moron"
Code for "A total moron"
Mom: Johnny's friend is a total door mouse. He got a pencil stuck up his nose again at school.
Dad: I know what you mean. This is the second time. Maybe they shouldn't play together so much.
Johnny: Do door mice like pencils, mommy?
Dad: I know what you mean. This is the second time. Maybe they shouldn't play together so much.
Johnny: Do door mice like pencils, mommy?