Doorner
A door that is unpleasantly bent in the middle. This door is placed in the corner of a wall. Opening or closing the door is likely unpleasant and confusing, yet some sadistic people could enjoy it and see it as a funny joke. Whether this is actually a thing or not is unknown. This door originates from a meme. The meme makes it unclear if it is real or not but looks very much like real life.
P-1"Dude, why?!"
P-2"Doorner."
P-1"I don't get it?! Why a door corner?! That doesn't make sense!"
P-2"Doorner."
P-1"I don't get it?! Why a door corner?! That doesn't make sense!"
Doorner
The act of covering your boner with the door will answering it half-open and talking to the person on the other side.
Person A: Well I had a big 'un when my mom knocked and I had to answer it.
Person B: How did you get away
Person A: I was doornerring, bra.
Person B: How did you get away
Person A: I was doornerring, bra.