dopple
The art of simultaneously monitoring (and constantly refreshing) multiple radar screens on the Internet, in order to keep abreast of any developing weather situation.
I need to dopple in order to find out the status of the impending snowstorm.
I was doppling earlier, and they have upgraded us to a winter storm watch!
I doppled! It's coming! Get to the grocery store FAST!!!
I was doppling earlier, and they have upgraded us to a winter storm watch!
I doppled! It's coming! Get to the grocery store FAST!!!
dopple
1.One who wlaks with a limp because of redardation, drug overdose, or just plain fat. Also can be caused by injury do to sports and or drug overdose.
Vince and robert doppled down the road. What fags.
dopple dopple
a word said twice to signify stupidness and lack of intelligence; said by a moron.
man, i just dropped a fatty deuce. dopple dopple!
dopple-banger
an offensive term for people with pharanic syndrome (a series of mental disorders caused, most often, by the sufferer's parents being close genetic relatives such as brother and sister or first cousins between themselves).The syndrome is so called because the practice of marrying your brother/sister or your first cousins was common among royalty in Pharaonic (especially Ptolemeic) Egypt.
conversation between two geneticists (both of whom, ironically, have an undergraduate degree in history):
geneticist 1): who do you think, among the world's famous historically notorius characters, is the most known dopple-banger? Is it Hitler, Nero or Cleopatra?
geneticist 2): Even though the Pharaonic Syndrome itself is historically associated with Cleopatra and Ptolemeic Egypt, I would have to say that it is Hitler. According to what I read, both his grandmothers were sisters between themselves, making his parents, guess what? first cousins...
geneticist 1): who do you think, among the world's famous historically notorius characters, is the most known dopple-banger? Is it Hitler, Nero or Cleopatra?
geneticist 2): Even though the Pharaonic Syndrome itself is historically associated with Cleopatra and Ptolemeic Egypt, I would have to say that it is Hitler. According to what I read, both his grandmothers were sisters between themselves, making his parents, guess what? first cousins...
Dopple-Banger
A shadow/clone of oneself that is used for sexual practices or escapes.
Example 1:
Guy: "God I'm so horny, I wish I had somebody to screw."
*His shadow rises from the ground*
"I guess that dopple-banger will have to do."
Example 2:
Guy: "Honey I'm home, guess what."
Gal: "What is it dear?"
Guy: "I got a raise from my boss, you know the one that resembles the form of some gelatinous mass?"
Gal: "How did you come by that?"
Guy: "All she wanted was a man again, just for the evening."
Gal: "What the fuck are you saying Guy!?!?!?!?!"
Guy: "Oh don't worry, I wouldn't plow that swine, I had my dopple-banger today, got the job done right without any hassle from me."
Guy: "God I'm so horny, I wish I had somebody to screw."
*His shadow rises from the ground*
"I guess that dopple-banger will have to do."
Example 2:
Guy: "Honey I'm home, guess what."
Gal: "What is it dear?"
Guy: "I got a raise from my boss, you know the one that resembles the form of some gelatinous mass?"
Gal: "How did you come by that?"
Guy: "All she wanted was a man again, just for the evening."
Gal: "What the fuck are you saying Guy!?!?!?!?!"
Guy: "Oh don't worry, I wouldn't plow that swine, I had my dopple-banger today, got the job done right without any hassle from me."
dopple ganging
where two or more people constantly wear the same clothes
friend 1 : look at those girls, they’re all wearing the same coat
friend 2 : they’re dopple ganging
friend 2 : they’re dopple ganging
Dopple-banger
When a surprise, flash, gang-bang is scheduled for a person(person 1) by that person's partner (person 2), involving multiple look a likes of theselves (person 2.1,2.2,2.3,2.4 ....ect)
Hey Wayne, did you pull off that dopple-banger last weekend? No Garth, i couldnt find any guys who looked like me...