Dordt College
A tiny Christian College in NW Iowa. It is nothing but cold and snowy there. It is in such a small town that when college ends, the town becomes a ghost town. There is a total of one grocery store, one fast food joint, and one gas station. Also there are a whole bunch of churches in the small town.
guy1: Hey, I'm thinking about going to Dordt College.
guy2: What? that place is so small it isn't even on the town's map!
guy2: What? that place is so small it isn't even on the town's map!