dorego

just a fancy name for lipstick on a pig. the most beautiful. the most beautiful Italian surname you will ever hear in your entire life. sometimes you can recognize a dorego by their very bowed legs and short torsos. but also sometimes long torsos. lots of dorego’s have very large noses but that doesn’t mean they can smell very well because most of them can’t. do not betray them. they’re all nice and generous until you betray them. they will stab you in the back.