dorito faced
When a human or animal isn't high but looks like they are.
"Dude I think Marcos is high!"
"Nah he's just dorito faced; he'd never get high."
"Nah he's just dorito faced; he'd never get high."
Doritos Face
When someone overuse spray tanning or normal tanning and have their face completely orange as a doritos, you can call her a doritos
*Douchebag and douchegirl pass by*
- Hey look at those doritos face
- They must taste like nachos
- Hahaha
- Hey look at those doritos face
- They must taste like nachos
- Hahaha
Dorito face
When a drawn person, usually a male anime character, has an especially elongated, pointed chin. Named for the resemblance to the triangular Dorito chip. Possibly coined by the yaoi parody 'Dorito-Faced Bad Touch Sempai-san (and Shota Boy)'
90s anime is full of dorito faces
Dorito Face
When you eat Doritos right before you go to bed, and when you wake up you feel like shit
Last night was so wild, I got the worst dorito face in the world.
Dorito Face
When you finger someone’s asshole after having a tasty snack on some Doritos. After fingering all the Dorito powder into the recipients butt you then crouch down and let them fart on your face shooting Dorito powder with the fart onto your face. This becomes what is reffered to as Dorito Face.
Ex:My dad may have left me but at least he gave me Dorito Face before he left.
Dorito Cake Face
The Dorito Cake Face is similar to the Amogus face, but done without using a camera filter. To achieve the Dorito Cake Face, you must do the following.
Smile,
Open your mouth while retaining the smile cheeks and eyes,
Move the lower jaw outwards (forward),
Then close the teeth back together.
Finally, to complete the look, you must raise the eyebrows without interfering with the mouth positioning.
Smile,
Open your mouth while retaining the smile cheeks and eyes,
Move the lower jaw outwards (forward),
Then close the teeth back together.
Finally, to complete the look, you must raise the eyebrows without interfering with the mouth positioning.
Friend 1: Woah! What is that guy doing
Friend 2: He’s doing the Dorito Cake Face!
Friend 1: I’ve never seen anyone with big enough balls to do it in public!
Friend 2: He’s doing the Dorito Cake Face!
Friend 1: I’ve never seen anyone with big enough balls to do it in public!