Dorito Hands
When one's hands are covered in dorito cheese and they, therefore, have limited access to hand-heavy activities.
Wanna play mario kart?
Give me a second, I have dorito hands right now.
Give me a second, I have dorito hands right now.
Dorito Hands
The condition you get when after you finish eating a bag of Doritos and you have Dorito crumbs all over your hands.
The only ways to fix this is either wiping it off on your pants or licking your hands until all the crumbs are gone.
The only ways to fix this is either wiping it off on your pants or licking your hands until all the crumbs are gone.
Person 1: Hey man, why's your PlayStation controller all greasy?
Person 2: Oh, it's the Dorito Hands, man.
Person 2: Oh, it's the Dorito Hands, man.