dorker

A dorker is someone who is a dork to such an extent that they are often times considered stupid, lame or even dumb. Someone who is a dorker has little to no friends, but often tries to blend in with a crowd. Dorkers are usually people who just feel out of place in the world, but are loved or admired by atleast one or two people.

A dorker is a bowel movement. Equivalent to the word poo or poop.

The prefered brand of pants worn by mid management Dorky types. Although Fashionably out of date, the pleated varity seems to be the pant style of choice. These pants are also coordinated with a some sort of crappy golf course polo type shirt and a cell phone on the belt.

Someone who constantly compares everything to New York City in an attempt to appear cooler than the situation at hand. Whether the person is from New York or not is irrelevant.

A New Dorker is never truly satisfied with their surroundings. Even when in Brooklyn, they will play-up Manhattan. The idea is to compare every situation with something they hope their audience will view as "bigger and better".

This attitude culminates in comparing Manhattan to a European city that the New Dorker hopes their audience has never been, as to avoid detection and conjecture.

i.e. "Yeah, Manhattan is a lot of fun but its not like it used to be... yawn... Barcelona is way better, they don't start partying until 2am on a Monday morning"

Not relegated to nightlife, New Dorkers belittle the sports events, urban landscape, music venues, restaurants, and culture of any smaller city with which they are unfamiliar with or situations which they find intimidating.

They fail to realize that most of their reasoning is simply contingent on New York's large population and not indicative of the quality of the people or space.

Ironically, New Dorkers often turn out to be the most boring people when you do end up partying with them in Manhattan.

This is a combination of the Upper Decker and the Door Dumper, with a twist.

You find the dorky friend of your adversary, stuff him in a garbage can, take a shit on him, fill the can with water, lean it against your adversaries’ door, knock and walk away. When he opens the door, he is flooded by the smelly water and his shit-covered friend.

One who is under the extreme sleep deprivation mode and cannot clearly think straight. This person says random and crazy things