Dork-Jitsu
Dork-Jitsu: (Noun): The Art of getting beat up with out fighting back. A Martial Art Sytem, of going down with out a fight, with such stances, as entering into a curled up fetal position, to allow your opponent to strike you, and protect your vitals as you are struck.
Wow, that guy sure did pull out some Dork-Jitsu in that street fight.