Dorkmanteau
A stupid portmanteau that does not constitute real slang or colloquialism. This word is ironic and lacks wit and humor, just as the words it condemns.
Urban Dictionary should rename their "Urban Word of the Day" to "Dorkmanteau of the Day," as no one ever has, or will, use those dumb, made-up words in everyday life. They should stick to being the place I look up words I hear in rap songs and videos.