Doterrorist
Doterrorist: A person that abuses the privilege and sacred space of a friendship or relationship to pedal their shonky arse snake oil remedies and insults your intelligence and patience with claims that their cultish pyramid scheme can cure everything from cancer to corns.
Jane: “have you tried treating (any ailment) with oils?”
Lucy “stop being a doterrorist Jane!”
Lucy “stop being a doterrorist Jane!”