National Do Nothing Day
April 17th is National Do Nothing Day! So if you have school, just send the teachers this link, or if you have to do something but dont feel like it.
Mom: "Honeeey, please empty the dishwasher''
You: Nah fam, its National Do Nothing Day.
You: Nah fam, its National Do Nothing Day.
DOS Day
Day of Shit!, commonly referred to as DOS Day is the day you annually celebrate the first time your friend woke up with shit on his floor after having a drunk one night stand. Never let them forget that day and celebrate annually by sending them text messages like, "Hope your day isn't to shitty! Happy DOS Day"
After Matt woke up with a shit on his floor, his friend never let him down be reminding him annually of DOS Day.
whad did do day?
A retarded way of saying "what did you say?"
Matt: I have a small cock...I mean...let's be serious, i'm a fucking midget.
Nick: OGM WHAD DID DO DAY?!
Nick: OGM WHAD DID DO DAY?!
u-do-u-boo day
U-Do-U-Boo Day is National Holiday that is one self chosen designated week day that falls in between the timeframes of Monday - Sunday). On U-Do-U-Boo Day, you are only allowed to cater to Me Myself & I, partake in the most selfish, self-absorbed, self-righteous, egotistical, god/goddess activities know to man on this day.
*Important note U-Do-U-Boo Day national holiday* You will still need to continue to love everyone who is special in your life but on U-Do-U-Boo Day it is mandatory that you need to love yourself more than anyone else in the UNIVERSE, that is unmeasurable, & unconditional L❤️VE to yourself!
*Important note U-Do-U-Boo Day national holiday* You will still need to continue to love everyone who is special in your life but on U-Do-U-Boo Day it is mandatory that you need to love yourself more than anyone else in the UNIVERSE, that is unmeasurable, & unconditional L❤️VE to yourself!
On U-Do-U-Boo Day no one else matters more than you on U-Do-U-Boo Day!
National Do Your Chores Day
National Do Your Chores Day is on November 13th and is the day you have to do your chores.
Mike: yo did you know it’s National Do Your Chores Day?
Jim: Well I can’t beat off so I might as well do my chores.
Jim: Well I can’t beat off so I might as well do my chores.
do whatever you want day
do whatever you want day is on February 28. It's the day where you can do whatever you want. Pretty cool, huh?
"hey dude, what are you doing?" "im making siberia it's own country" "why" "its do whatever you want day"
"oh"
"oh"
Annual do not do what Jem says day.
A day, so holy and strictly followed, where all who know what is good for them, hate Jem. Jem and his imbecilic suggestions are not to be endorsed, but rather abrogated at any cost. Jem on this day, knows nothing.
Jem: 'You should watch it.'
You: 'Never.'
This, is Annual do not do what Jem says day.
You: 'Never.'
This, is Annual do not do what Jem says day.