Double Bassing

- To jitter your legs under your desk/whilst sitting down in a shaking movement (often whilst being bored). Comes from the equipment 'Double Bass' that a drummer uses.

A four or five string stand up acoustic instrument that hardly gets the recognition it deserves.

A multifunctional device capable of harmonising and keeping the beat in modern music.

After a few beers serves as a wide range weapon that uneducated people refer to as a "club". Perfect for the booed performer!

Plywood basses are softer, both in terms of sound and weapon rating. You are more likely to be booed on a plywood bass and will tend to break more often when used as a weapon. Get a hardwood bass - easier to knock you enemies out.

it's a sex position that involves shagging a girl from behind, reaching under her hips to play with her clit with one hand and reaching up to play with her tits with the other.

for best results, a height difference of 6" or more is recommended, probably best no to try this if you're a short fella and she's a basketball player!

A type of drum pedal that consists of a right foot pedal attached at the bass drum at the hoop and connected by a rod to a left foot pedal. Used in lieu of buying two bass drums. Utilizes one of three drives.

The act of playing with a girls tits and budgie's tongue at the same time. The sounds produced may be slightly different to that of the stringed instrument, however

A term used to describe a position in which a man takes a girl in the arse while they're both standing upright. The man has one hand playing with her boobs and one on her muff, a la the hand positions for playing a double bass.