double dirty sanchez on the rocks
a filthy thick monobrow (one eyebrow) generally associated with hairy foreign men (can include women), that rides the eyeballs (the rocks) in an ungainly manner. NOTE: there is absolutely NO space between both eyebrows.
think groucho marx marrying brooke sheilds and having a son with an italian appearance- this is fondly known as a double dirty sanchez on the rocks