Double Duck
A Southern expression used to convey sympathy for someone who has experienced two consecutive misfortunes.
Ernie: Hey, I'm devastated. I just found out my girlfriend is cheating on me!
Bert: Sorry, man.
Ernie: What's worse, she cheated on me with my best friend!
Bert: Double ducks...
Bert: Sorry, man.
Ernie: What's worse, she cheated on me with my best friend!
Bert: Double ducks...
double ducking
Double ducking:
The process of avoiding two volleys of sperm launched towards the face, usually from an over eager lad.
The process of avoiding two volleys of sperm launched towards the face, usually from an over eager lad.
eg
Did you jizz on her chops last night mate?
Nah! Tried twice lad, but she double ducked
Opposite of a face dribble duo it’s double ducking
Did you jizz on her chops last night mate?
Nah! Tried twice lad, but she double ducked
Opposite of a face dribble duo it’s double ducking
double my ducks
To put more effort into something and be more successful.
Robert: Ya, so I am going to have to double my ducks in the next competition.
Anna: Too true, you wouldn't want to duck out of the competition.
Anna: Too true, you wouldn't want to duck out of the competition.