Double straight
A) a male who is only attracted to feminine females. B) a female who is only attracted to masculine males.
Person 1: She's so hot.
Person 2: No she's not.
Person 1: WHAT DO YOU MEAN SHE'S NOT HOT?! YOU'RE SO PICKY!
Person: Actually, I prefer the term double straight.
Person 2: No she's not.
Person 1: WHAT DO YOU MEAN SHE'S NOT HOT?! YOU'RE SO PICKY!
Person: Actually, I prefer the term double straight.
Double Straight
Being so confident in your sexuality, that you fake being others just for fun, but also, to flex your ultra heterosexuality.
"Yo, did you hear about Todd?" "No what did he do?" "He got into Megan's sleepover, he convinced them he was gay." "Holy sh*t, that's double straight."
Double Unplus Straight
A slang word used to describe an ass pirate/jockey, peter puffer, or any other word to describe a homosexual.
Hayden "Andrew, your a fag"
Teacher "WE DO NOT USE THAT WORD IN HERE"
Hayden "Excuse me. Apologizes. Andrew, you are a double unplus straight.
Teacher "WE DO NOT USE THAT WORD IN HERE"
Hayden "Excuse me. Apologizes. Andrew, you are a double unplus straight.