Double Striper
A weight gradient used in elementary level football teams in Minnesota. The majority of kids are no stripers meaning they can handle and run the ball. Single stripers can only run the ball when they get possession by accident (example: interception or fumble). If the ball comes into possession of a double striper the play is immediately dead as a precautionary step for the safety of the non-rotund players.
Brett was a double striper. Through the help of true friends Ben and Jerry, he will regain that title.