double wedge
the double wedge was discovered inside a local massachusetts cvs. basically it happens to abnormally obese people who walk like pimps. it can only happen if they are wearing shorts. the shorts, which turn into booty shorts, ride very high into the crotch region...and also ride so far up the butt you can no longer see the seam of the mentioned botty shorts/hotpants. the shorts basically give a frontal and rear wedge. frightening.
"that man is really fat and his booty shorts are giving him a really bad double wedge"
Double Dumpster Camel Wedge
When a female gets a wedgie in her crack and her front butt at the same time.
1: Man, I got the weirdest thing going on with my underwear....
2: You think, that's bad? My panties riding up so hard I got a Double Dumpster Camel Wedge going on down here!
2: You think, that's bad? My panties riding up so hard I got a Double Dumpster Camel Wedge going on down here!
Double Dumpster Camel Wedge
When a born female gets the fabric of their underoos in not just their butt, but in their front-butt as well.
Sarah came back in from break, ready to attack the day. It was when she sat back down that she realized, that she had encountered the Double Dumpster Camel Wedge.