Douchanity
Douchanity is a state of mind that occurs when a douche becomes insane.
John: Did you hear that Lisa got beaten up badly by her douchebag boyfriend Will for screwing another guy?
Chris: Yeah, that dude totally reached a new level of douchanity.
Chris: Yeah, that dude totally reached a new level of douchanity.
Douchan
A term used to describe a certain type of mammal that possesses qualities of retchetness and looks elderly
" O.M.G. I saw Stef yesterday, he looked like such a 'douchan' "